Progress!

Behold! Here is the first viewable version of the bouncy game in AS3. Click somewhere inside it so your focus is in the Flash piece and it registers your keyboard. Then just use the down, left and right arrow keys, to bounce around like maniac until you are giddy and need to take a breather. You can also click and drag the thing, too.
Use the downward momentum to rocket yourself around. Think of dribbling a basketball: the more you push down when it's at its apogee, the more it will move, and the more energy it has when it eventually hits you in the face. And yes... it really is that simple and crappy at the moment.

I know the reflections are occasionally jinky. They'll be fixed when I know how.

Okay, I'll post the most complete version of the game as soon as I can find a reliable free web host (ha!). Images from Katrina and Loren to be posted shortly, too!